THE JAIL BURGLAR
By
Brian
12-7-05
Dedicated
to Dad and Mom
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On Halloween night a jail
burglar broke out of jail. The cops were looking for him.
But they didn’t recognize him because it was crowded on Halloween
night.
First,
he broke out of jail again. This
time he broke into a house and stole everything in the house.
The cops couldn’t find him.
Next,
he walked out of the house. Then
the cops were running forever.
After forty days they found him in a shelter.
He went back to jail.
After
that, he broke out of jail again. This
time when he got out of jail he ran as fast as he could.
Then,
he bought a tent and built it in the woods.
Then, on Sunday when it was lunch he was missing. Thirteen cops were
looking for him. They found him again. Then
he broke out of jail again. The
cops said, “Forget it.”
Finally,
they let him go this time but not next time if he goes back to jail again.
He went back to jail. This
time they chained him to the biggest fattest wall they could find in the whole
entire jail. The cops said, “He
can’t break out of jail again.”
THE
END